We're All A Little Mad

wilwheaton:

inothernews:

Besides the hype, besides the technical fuckups of NASDAQ, besides the overvaluation and offering too many shares during their IPO, I think the reason Facebook’s stock is failing as much as it is right now is that people have come to realize that Everybody’s Favorite Social Network is just too obnoxious, intrusive, and data-scrapingly assholish in the way it treats everyone from its most ardent users to, sadly, people on third-party platforms like, I dunno, TUMBLR, that perhaps want nothing at all to do with the privacy black hole that is Mark Zuckerberg’s dickishness incarnate but wake up and log on to find THIS UTTER BULLSHIT.

I go on Tumblr to be on Tumblr, Tumblr. Please leave the shitty Facebook tactics to Facebook.

Cosigned.

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thecleverhelper:

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tempted-teens:

OH MY GOD SO TRUE!!

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mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

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Avengers pick up lines:

Steve:: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor:: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint:: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce:: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony:: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.

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comicsforever:

Chibi-Avengers // artwork by KadeArt (2012)

Apparently “Earth’s Cutest Heroes” works just fine too.

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smokeporch:

GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!

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I might be crazy but I'm not on CRACK!

Me:: (looking up at my ceiling fan) Man I hate when all that dust gets on the fan!
BFF:: me too! I feel like it's gonna get in my nose.
Me:: oh. I just feel like it will fall in my mouth or something.
BFF:: Yeah but sometimes i feel like it will fall and I will inhale up my nose. I hate inhaling things through my nose it feels weird. That's how you know I'm not on crack! Inhaling all that shit up my nose all the time! no way!
Me:: . . .
Me:: . . .
Me:: . . . ahahahahahahahaa! I'm puttin' that on tumblr!

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We're All A Little Mad

Fine Folk

Avengers pick up lines:

I might be crazy but I'm not on CRACK!